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Hyrum

Someone that’ll REALLY piss you off. Not because they’re an asswipe, but because of how good they were before. You’ll be the bestest of friends forever..! Except forever doesn’t *actually* mean forever.. it just means until he gets tired of you. Till he no longer “gets a lot out of texting you every single day.” Till those “every days” turn into twice a week. Then once every two weeks.. Till you eventually give up. You stop texting first to see what happens… and it’s exactly how you feared it would end.

With you being alone. Right when you needed him most.
Why don’t we talk anymore, Hyrum? I really needed you.
by mellophonics September 16, 2025
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