hypertypo

An ironic semi-retraction of a lengthy preceding statement, especially in a chat or text convo.

A: "i put it that you are a loathsome, nefarious cad and bounder"
B: "wtd ??"
A: "soz, hypertypo"

by jscriv December 3, 2009

hyperthyroidism

a condition of the thyroid when it swells and does not act properly, typically you will act very skitsophrenic and yell for random reasons, also your eyes might turn red and swell until they pop out of your head and dangle by threads

I once knew this girl who had hyperthyroidism.

by kaleidescope November 17, 2007

Hyperjizzing

The next level up from rather excited or enthusiastic over a non event, most commonly found in corporate whore managers in office environments.

Gill was hyperjizzing when she found out that her branch had come top of monthly sales figures.

by No Fellow June 11, 2020

hypertasking

The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree.

example: Look at him go! That MoFo is hypertasking like a Cray Supercomputer.

example: If going to school full time requires multitasking then going to school full time, working full time, and taking care of the family damn sure requires hypertasking.

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 30, 2006

Hyperterminal

Robot
Not human

Dude that captcha asked me to verify whether I'm Hyperterminal or not.

by aromaticcheesyballs April 8, 2021

hypertension

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.

John suffered from hypertension.

by valoem December 9, 2004

hyperjacked

Being virtually dragged through cyberspace under duress to unintended or undesireable hyperlinks by surreptitious and deceptive means.

Clicking on a link with a header or information seemingly indicating what you are interested in, only to find yourself hyperjacked to a unrelated web page(s) or linkleach
Typing in the obvious URL that a company would use only to find yourself hyperjacked to some linkleach trying to profit from some company name or product name.

by Kevin Madsen January 9, 2008