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Hypercane

A theoretical tropical cyclone of massive proportions caused by extreme heating of the world's oceans.

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Anything extremely badass
1) Lord, please do not destroy the world in a massive hypercane

2) This guy at the bar tried to get tough, and I went all hypercane on his ass. He no longer can see, smell, or hear.
by Anthony922 August 29, 2008
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Armageddon hypercane

A typically worse version of a hypercane, armageddon storm and armageddon hurricane. It also might be stronger than a black hole..
News: Armageddon Hypercane Annette is killing everyone on earth and theres only 999 million people left.
Alexia: sad emoji x38298219382193812u398217398127398712983721983719837213
by wjsnoutsold August 28, 2022
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hyperfunkly

Dude, I am hyperfunkly and need ass.

Nick: "Ericock, you look very hyperfunkly"

Ericock: " I feel so hyperfunkly right now."
by krazieaznchicc February 8, 2008
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Hypercube

A crappy boxlike Nissan car, known for its disasterous online social media "competition" in Canada which turned out to be a complete sham. Rule changes dismissing the weight of public votes, selecting contestants purely on geographic location and judges heavily linked to winning contestants made it the laughing stock of the internet. Possibly the biggest failure of online marketing ever.
"Check out my new Hypercube, I only had to rim three judges to get this!"
by The Hypercube July 16, 2009
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A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
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hypercubist

1) person who is vying for the chance to win a Nissan Cube.
2)Personready to expose their creative side for the world to judge - all for the chance to win the quirkiest car of all: THE CUBE.
person 1: hey, why are you on twitter all the time?
person 2: well you see, i am a total hypercubist
by brittanyps March 20, 2009
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Nike Hyperdunks

Some Pimp-ass nike basketball shoes that everybody wore in 2010. (Including me)
Kris: Yo man, i got me some black and white Nike Hyperdunks.

John: Nice.
by Jake the greatest May 4, 2011
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