Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

by mackback319 October 15, 2020

Homing from Work

Using work time and resources for personal tasks.

See reverse telecommuting, work from home

Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?

Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.

by Vebond January 15, 2008

Hemingway

The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"

Student A: "Don't you still have to finish that paper for class tomorrow?"
Student B: "Yeah, dude. But I got a six-pack of beer and I'm going to Hemingway that shit later tonight."

by KurohataTheDefiant May 12, 2014

homing

the act of not doing shit from work while at home

The boss asked me to take go over the TPS reports this weekend, and I told him to fuck off cause I was gonna be homing

by woots182 December 20, 2010

Pull a Hemingway

To become intoxicated before writing a paper in order to make the process more palatable.

Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to hemingway a paper"

College student #1: "Bro, I'm so not looking forward to writing that paper for my politics class"

College student #2: "I most definitely agree. I would advise you to pull a Hemingway on this one."

by benrh November 25, 2010

Hemingford

Small town in the middle of no-where. Referred to as the "Village of Hemingford."
Nothing to do.
Teens smoke, drink, and drive around for entertainment.

village boring Hemingford

by Rubicongurl February 25, 2009

Hemingway

Verb. Writing a paper under the influence of alcohol, like noted author, Ernest Hemingway.

It's due tomorrow. I totally have to hemingway that term paper tonight.

by tilalilalililil March 13, 2011