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hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.
dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains
by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019
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richard hammond

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"
by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007
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Super Humman

A professional stuntman and wrestler who many regard as “the second coming of Jesus Christ”. Through entirely real and emotionally raw stunts, Super Humman pays for the sins of mankind. Super Humman’s pain gives us strength, as he loves us all. He is the son of god. He is also a genius, and a warrior poet.
Super Humman is the second coming of Jesus Christ our saviour. On judgement day, Super Humman will be there to pay for the sins of humanity by jumping shirtless from a plank and landing onto a lunchroom microwave.
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Humming

When you don't know the lyrics of a song and you try to reproduce how it sounds more or less
Joe: Hey! Have you heard about this new song? It sounds like this: nana na na naaa....
Mary: Oh man! You're humming it so badly that I've no idea what was that.
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Mumble Humming

This is when you know the words to a song , but your somewhere in which you can not sing the words outloud , such as a classroom, so you use a low mumble voice to portray the words and hum from the back of your throat as if you were making the beat. In all reality your the only one who even has a clue what you are singing.
The kid behind me must have a song stuck in his head, he keeps mumble humming something I can't understand .

Hunter from Spanish class is a professional Mumble Hummer , I can never understand what he is singing even when he is trying.
by morningcartoons January 8, 2010
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Albert Hammond Jr.

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures
by Rhodesie June 29, 2006
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HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.
by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019
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