Hoverboarded

When you send someone a defective electronic that catches fire and burns their house down, usually by mistake. It's the bigger and more random brother to waterboarding.

I sent my nephews a laser tag kit, it caught fire and burned their house down. Guess I hoverboarded them.

by SneezewhenIP April 5, 2016

Hoverboarding

To skate so hard you’re coasting by.

That dude doesn’t do any work. He’s always hoverboarding

by E$zeMoney July 25, 2018

Mexican hoverboard

The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them

Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard

by Candicejoe69 May 5, 2023

hoverboard money

When you have so much money that you can just pay someone to invent whatever it is that you want.

Of course I donated $100 million to look good after the Facebook movie. That's hoverboard money!

by SugarbearAlex October 12, 2010