Hotballin'

Being in a furious hurry, in such a manner that disregards all thoughts for the safety and well-being of others.

"That dude was hotballin' to cut me off at that last intersection! Wonder where he needs to be that's so awesome..."

by the great mahandi September 4, 2011

Hotmailing

The art or practice of driving by someone’s mailbox, drenching it in a flammable gas, lighting it on fire then driving off.

“hey man, wanna go hotmailing? I’ll drive.”

by bbearhill May 15, 2018

howelling

To make fun of, pester and annoy those around you. Normally through the childish use of farts, alcohol hand rub, reckless driving, strategic microwaving, corridor warrioring, belming, silly noises and SDing.

Matt to Joe: "Shh but I have just put a load of handrub on the stairs"
Paul: "You BASTARDS, how many times must I constantly fall for this!! I bet someone has been howelling."

by HRH_BUTLER March 8, 2010

Abby Hotaling

A beautiful woman baby that is the spawn of Nicki Minaj and Allah. Not to be confused with Kim Kardashian, an Abby Hotaling prides herself on her ability to remain unimpregnated. She may often be seen on the beach in the wee hours of the morning wandering aimlessly, in search of the perfect vegetarian burrito.

"The girl over in that restaurant looks just like Kim K!"
"Oh that's just an Abby Hotaling"

"I saw a girl in line at Chipotle, I think it was Abby Hotaling"

by 2hot4uu December 31, 2012

Hillyard Hogcalling

Offering fast food, gas station food, or beef jerky in return for sex.

"I think I'll go pick up some Jack in the Box and do some Hillyard Hogcalling with the leftovers. I'm horny."

by Chief Queef Beef July 21, 2014

Ethan Hotaling

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck

Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct

by acelibateho February 12, 2022

Ethan Hotaling

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.

Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.

by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022