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West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.
Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone
by dirty harold January 20, 2019
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Charlotte Hotpocket

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.
Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234
by dcarp April 2, 2011
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Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.
Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli
by merpderple October 22, 2014
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Hotpocket Party

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.
If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!
by MakeAmends March 2, 2009
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mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!
by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010
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Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes
Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
by Emobubbles August 18, 2010
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Hotrock

the tiny fragments of extremely hot burning hash which fall out of the end of a spliff and indiscriminantly burn holes in clothes, sofas, carpets, or anything else which the smoker forgot to move out of the way. any regular smoker of hash will gradually begin to find that all of their clothes have been ruined by tiny burn holes caused by the dreaded hotrocks.
dan made the mistake of smoking a spliff while naked, he shrieked like a girl when the hotrocks burned into his pubes
by D-Bizz December 14, 2006
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