Ghosturbating

During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.

I went to a halloween party and started ghosturbating infront of everyone.

by slap chop December 18, 2010

Hasteurbating

To hastily Masturbate.

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.

by Hasturbatersince05 June 1, 2011

hashturbating

The overuse of hash-tags. (Coined from Hash-tag and masturbating)

"OMG Stop Hashturbating!"

by Magicgirl January 23, 2014