When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake
My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.
by JasonR47 April 1, 2020
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A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
by kleptooo November 4, 2011
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1. Female friends one can bitch to about anything, anytime anywhere.
2. Women who will stand by you during trying times.
2. Women who will stand by you during trying times.
by soo-zee July 21, 2011
Get the Support Hoes mug.Having hoes is when you are immature and most likely young. You have multiple guys/girls hitting you up and sliding in your dm's, you flirt with them mutually and keep them semi attached to you. Common in highschool.
by Mary Borb November 28, 2017
Get the havin hoes mug.The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."
In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.
In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.
Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."
Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."
Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."
Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."
Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."
by RoundenBrown October 10, 2015
Get the We Don't Love Them Hoes mug.A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.
Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"
by midi_visions January 1, 2012
Get the We Don't Love These Hoes mug.What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re fucking with more than one at a time but lie to your face about no talking to no one else(CHEATING LANGUAGE)They then start swearing and going off because they know they were caught .They then go to tell you you the only one when they’ve also said that to 3 other girls☹️
by RealLanguage67 May 24, 2018
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