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horseshoes

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.
That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.
by godzillamaster April 10, 2010
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horseshoe

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.

Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.

See also hardwear.
I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.
by Big Dante March 9, 2007
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horseshoes

An erotic game played by homosexual/bisexual men at parties consisting of a man, the pole, laying naked upon the ground with an erection, as men strip off their clothing/pants and attempt to land anally on the laying man's erection. First to land successfully wins.
I was at my brother's wedding this past weekend, and the groomsmen and I totally played horseshoes behind the barn. The best-man was the pole and I totally won- but I couldn't sit down for the rest of the night.
by jgf3937 July 30, 2012
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horseshoe

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.
I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!
by abrupt February 11, 2007
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horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.
Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."
by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008
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Golden Horseshoe

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.
You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.
by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010
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Horseshoe Theory

The ''Horseshoe theory'', is the the theory in which; 1. Radical ideas that are pure antonyms hold the exact same arguments. 2. Seeing as the ideas in question hold the same arguments, anyone blindly following one belief, will eventually transfer to mindlessly following the opposing idea.

The only exceptions are the people who lose their ability to, and the people who never had the ability to. The notion behind this concept, is that all extremes are bad. The only way of falling into an extreme belief is by being brainwashed. Only The Sith deal in absolutes after all.
The Theory is generally used referring to the far left, and the far right on the political spectrum. However, it can also be used to explain other instances where someone changes their opinion on a matter.
A great example of the Horseshoe Theory, is Benito Mussolini. Mussolini was an anti-war socialist who later became a pro-war fascist.
by HeJustNeedsAFriend January 20, 2021
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