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Alonso Horros Duran

An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times
Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"
by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019
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horrorshart

(noun) A "wet fart" that isn't just fecal matter, but blood.

Can have several medical causes, many of which can be traced to Mexican restaurants.

(Can also be used as a verb.)
Tequila, tequila, Tabasco sauce loaded burritos, and tequila can make a girl horrorshart the next day.
by E. B. DeKalb October 27, 2012
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Horoshus

When you combine the words "horrible" and "atrocious," it's horoshus.
Her bush had little white things in it and was really furry. and smelled a little, but I hit it anyway, and it was "horoshus."

When you need to find the closest receptacle to vomit in because a 350lb stranger is telling you in detail about her sex life with her 110lb boyfriend, it's absolutely "horoshus."
by Bo-man February 4, 2013
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Horrorshow Artwork

Dark, abstract, narcotic inspired artwork by Geordie artist and graphic designer Malcolm White. Dating from 2007 onwards. The name Horrorshow Artwork was derived from the Nadsat word horrorshow (meaning good) used often in Anothony Burgess' Novel 'A Clockwork Orange'.
"Have you seen The Face of Insanity by Horrorshow Artwork?"
by Mallaz April 10, 2011
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Horrosaurus

"She grew up to be a mega horrosaurus."
by Nats January 7, 2005
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Horrorshow

1. A made up term from the book "A Clockwork Orange", meaning very good.

2. A Toronto based graffiti artist, known for rad stenciled pieces.
1. "That movie was real horrorshow"

2. "Did you see that stencilled bear that Horrorshow did? It was sick!"
by blanketsofearthcovermyeyes August 22, 2009
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horrorshow

A way to describe something of exceptionally good stature.
-The rework of the word was coined in the sick fuck book, "A Clockwork Orange."
Alex: "Let's play classical music and run around killing old ladies, that would be horrorshow!"
by sux0r August 15, 2003
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