Horny Trinity

When one participant is choked, spanked and has their hair pulled

He gave me the horny trinity last night.

by _anonymous2503 May 20, 2021

horny toe

Where a toe wants to engage in toe to toe sexual contact with your furniture

"Fucking horny toe"

by Sexy mother tractor November 7, 2017

Horny Turtle Porn

Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee

"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa

by Heather Wilson February 22, 2007

Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad

There goes that horny toad

by kjsndfsnd August 8, 2012

horny text

When you are really horny and u say anything to a girl for her to send pics but end up regretting what you said to her. (kinda like drunk text).

I horny texted Amanda and now we are dating, all i wanted was pics from her. What should i do?

by will7.7 January 18, 2016

horny templar

one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!

When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'

by Poșchină Bogdan Alin December 16, 2012

Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009