When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.
Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"

Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"
by Dyarra May 28, 2012
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A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'
by Who is Mojo u ask March 13, 2016
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Mickey: " how is Tyler's dick game?"

Heaven:"It's like turtle porn, slow and boring"
by Grumpup March 24, 2017
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Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee
"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa
by Heather Wilson February 21, 2007
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A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
by Headless High March 31, 2018
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