Hypochondriac

Someone who is really quite well, but with any sniffle or funny spot, they think they are dying of cancer/bird flu/aids. Or any other disease/s.
A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.

"Omg, look at this freckle! Its kinda big, eh? Do you think its skin cancer?"

"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"

by hannerspanner September 25, 2008

housochondriac

1. A person suffering from or subject to housochondria.
2. A person who worries or talks excessively about perceived problems with his or her house.
3. A person with imaginary house problems and ailments.

Last month Jill was sure she had dry-rot. This month she's terrified of getting ice-dams. Now that she's a homeowner, Jill is such a housochondriac.

by Ted Irgens January 15, 2008

House Hypochondriac

A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.

She is such a House Hypochondriac.

by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011

Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

by postitnotes July 5, 2010

Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.

Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'

by Guciemman May 11, 2011

Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.

by Calman321 November 1, 2007

Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021