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Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
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hokem

A ruse, ploy, or tall-tale. Bullshit.
John went to the self-help seminar, but it turned out to be more religious hokem.
by Anonymus Bosch October 4, 2005
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texas holdem poker

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The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits
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hollie holdeman

A person of extremes, often contradictory extremes. Someone who has difficulty distinguishing sincerity and malice manipulation. Being broken and put back together even more better
I sure wish Cole would participate in couple coinciding stop being a hollie Holdeman.
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holemate

Holemate: One of two persons compatible with each other in a physical sense and someone for whom gets you hot and bothered.
Great for satiating physical needs, but what about the intellectual aspects? What kind of meaningful discussions can you have with a vacuous vamp? Are you interested in a soulmate or a holemate?
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Holzemer

adj. The art of being pst the point of "cool".
That guy wasn't cool. He was Holzemer
by jhovabta March 26, 2009
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holems

Mistyped slang for a friend. Should be holmes.
(Using IM)
Cooldude940: Hey Pam!
LittlePam22: Hey holems!
Cooldude940: What the heck is a holems?
LittlePam22: I meant holmes...
by PamD July 31, 2006
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