Hoed

When someone takes your nuts, treats you like a bitch

Guy1...Say Cochise, that's my fuckin seat, if you wanna sit down clean you a spot at the table

Cochise..... Silence...moves seats

Guy2&3..... Maaaan Cochise got hoed

by Smartmouthasshole October 2, 2018

Hoed

Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.

Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.

by 84akrtGold January 31, 2018

hoed

When a hoe steals your kill in an online game and doesn't even apologize for it.

Ahmed: wow I was about to get a kill but Greg stole it, I got hoed!

by Subhani September 30, 2023

Hoed

Being done wrong by someone or something, especially games
Like about to win at something but losing because of an glitch or annoying moment

For example Diego was about to win in Mario kart right before the finish line he's hit with a shell and Nathaniel passes him up, Diego says "Im Hoed" and loses

by RDCLOVER2001 December 17, 2025

hoed up

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe

1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."

by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006

hoed me out

When you have plans to meet a person but they never show up or call.

Person 1: hey, did you hang out with bob yesterday?
Person 2: no, he completely hoed me out, I tried to call, but he ignored me.
Person 1: God I hate that, what a bastard!

by green_eyes June 1, 2006

hoed on

How you tell a ho to hold on.

Hey ho, hoed on!

by skinnylegwoman October 14, 2003