Hoed 

When someone takes your nuts, treats you like a bitch

Guy1...Say Cochise, that's my fuckin seat, if you wanna sit down clean you a spot at the table

Cochise..... Silence...moves seats

Guy2&3..... Maaaan Cochise got hoed

Hoed by Smartmouthasshole October 2, 2018

Hoed 

Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.

Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.

Hoed by 84akrtGold January 31, 2018

hoed 

When a hoe steals your kill in an online game and doesn't even apologize for it.

Ahmed: wow I was about to get a kill but Greg stole it, I got hoed!

hoed by Subhani September 30, 2023

Hoed

Being done wrong by someone or something, especially games
Like about to win at something but losing because of an glitch or annoying moment

For example Diego was about to win in Mario kart right before the finish line he's hit with a shell and Nathaniel passes him up, Diego says "Im Hoed" and loses

Hoed by RDCLOVER2001 December 17, 2025

Hoed

Getting hoed means someone disrespects you and fucks you over completley in a way that wasnt even nessicaraly supposed to happen, to get hoed you either end up getting the shitty end of the deal when at first you thought everything was good untill you got home or back to the trap and u find out you got rerock, or you somehow in someway get set up for failure or you get left or stuck with nothing in someway and in order to get back or in order to get back to your norms its super fucking shitty either a looooong fucking ride a shitty fucking night or a super teadius nerve racking agravating day

Trev: my dawgs had to go to H town, they just got the drop on twerley boy they told me to take this as payment i think its half a brick

Don: haha thats not bling brutha thats novacaine they just hoed you're ass hard!!!!!

Hoed by XyloZeem September 1, 2026

hoed up 

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe

1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."

hoed up by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006

hoed me out 

When you have plans to meet a person but they never show up or call.

Person 1: hey, did you hang out with bob yesterday?
Person 2: no, he completely hoed me out, I tried to call, but he ignored me.
Person 1: God I hate that, what a bastard!

hoed me out by green_eyes June 1, 2006