hode

A bastardization of the word "hold", used to indicate that you wish to hold the item (or person) in question immediately.

"Lemme hode it, I ain't the baby daddy!"

by misery September 1, 2003

Hode

A large quantity of hand rolled cigarettes.

"Hey, do we have enough smokes for tonight?"

"Rolled a hode, we'll be alright for a while."

by SteelWubbs December 28, 2011

Hodes

A term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your anus.

Dude #1: ewww do you smell that?
Dude #2: no
Dude #1: how do you not smell that?
Dude #2: smell what?
Dude #1: i know you farted Dude #2
Dude #2: so
Dude #1: it smells like you shit yourself
Dude #2: i did but i tp'ed
Dude #1: Fuck Dude #2, you gotta Hodes that!

by bleepblop December 9, 2008

Robyn Hode

How Robin Hood was spelled in his Ballads.

A GEST OF ROBYN HODE:
Lythe and listin, gentilmen,
That be of frebore blode;
I shall you tel of a gode yeman,
His name was Robyn Hode.

by RobbintheHoddlum May 16, 2010

Stoi hode

It's a form of saying stop fucking with me or you're fucking with me in papiamento, the national language of Aruba.

Another form: Stop di hode

Person 1: Dude I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Stoi hode!

by Aruba4life February 11, 2024

Hode moment

A moment that really makes you say “hode”.
“Hode” is an expression of shock in Dutch.

“This goes into my top 10 hode moments”

“Can I get a hode in the chat guys”

“Ultimate hode”

by Gissa69 June 12, 2020

Hoding

A more extreme form of hiding, often for hiding from serial killers

“I’m hoding in a cabinet, send help.”

by Mr monke July 30, 2021