Hobbknocker

A British term used to describe us Americans in a gross and illegal way. The British are fucking retarded. It was started in Britain late October of 1896 when a fag called an American a hobbknocker because he was playing hobbschotch and an American knocked him over hense the word hobbknocker

British guy: " you're a bloody hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."

by Himom123 August 28, 2009

Gobbleknocker

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy

I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.

by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

Hobbknocker

The insanely large tits of a Southern woman

Woman: *casually walks on the streets*
Man: 'Damn woman, those are some nice hobbknockers'

by tabascochicken November 24, 2022

Hobblelocker

Someone who walks weirdly.

“Man, look at that hobblelocker, I hope he’s feeling alright.”

by Firedeath3 September 29, 2023

Jobbleknocker

Someone who is extremely bad at what they do.

John over there is a real jobbleknocker

by xXDr.EvilXx May 29, 2024