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The "Hmong's" were recruited by the US Govt, CIA. to help aid the American Soldiers in the Vietnam War... So, by doing so... the AMERICANS fled and left them defenseless and now they're getting slaughtered and hunted down by the Viatnamese today. Some of them managed to escape and immigrate to other countries, but families are being murdered there still.
Hmong children are raped and murdered every day, but the U.S. government won't step in to help them and it's a generally quiet topic in the media.
by Impartial May 13, 2007
mugGet the hmongmug.

Hmong Ruam

"A Hmong person (or people) who would only hate on his/her kind, would complain and/or fight over the littlest thing(s), and/or commit the dumbest act(s)."

This definition can also apply to other races by replacing the term Hmong with their race (i.e., White Ruam, Black Ruam, Mexican Ruam, etc.).
Example 1
A Hmong person who continues to ONLY spread hate towards Hmong religion. Hence, tsov tom Salad Vaj Hmong Ruam tsab ntse!

Example 2
A handful of Hmong people complaining about the term "Hmong" being divisive 30 years after it was recognized by the USA and almost a decade after it was recognized by the United Nations as the proper term to identify ALL Hmong people around the world regardless of the dialects they speak. Hence, cov Hmongruam noj quav no.

Example 3
Old Hmong men and women going back to Laos to marry teens. Hence, cov poj laus yawg laus Hmong Ruam taub hau loj no, tuag mus zoo dua.
by Josh Lee Kim January 31, 2023
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Hmong Mobile

A vehicle driven by a Hmong person containing more occupants than the manual suggests. Usually a minivan or hatchback manufactured earlier than 1990.
Did you see that hmong mobile pull out of that McDonalds? That was some funny shit.
by Hmong Mobile Salesman September 17, 2006
mugGet the Hmong Mobilemug.

hmong pants

Pants that are worn by a Hmong person that covers their whole shoes. Usually worn by Hmong guys.
Oh damn! I like that hmong pants. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
by Preap June 21, 2010
mugGet the hmong pantsmug.

Hmong Pack

Hmong families usually consiting of up to 15 people all trying to pack into one riced out van/car. Usually found in areas of large hmong population (aka midwest). Can be compared to circuses when clowns jam into cars for entertainment purposes.
Bryan: "Wow! There is so many people in here"
Drew: "Yeah we're really hmong packin' it!"
by B. Jones July 29, 2008
mugGet the Hmong Packmug.

Hmong Sandwich

1) When a person is acting very strangely, aka severe zoidage.

2) Sold at Perkins in St Cloud, Minnesota
Mike we have to leave, we have a ride waiting. Hold on let me get my food. Hey! Where's my hmong sandwich??!!
by Hammer2104 June 19, 2010
mugGet the Hmong Sandwichmug.

Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality
Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women
by JI DION October 24, 2022
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