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hey man check out that thing man 

hey man check out that thing man
what do you wanna do with it
lets launch over it

hey man want sum weed? 

What this guy in a auto said to me one time but i had no money
hey man want sum weed? sure but i have no money

hey man gimme dat 

what you say when you see someone in the parking lot with a sweet cop radar
Mike: "sweet cop radar is what I have"
Jose: "hey man gimme dat"
Mike: "but"
Jose: "no"
Jose: "I was in the army now gimme dat POW NEVER FORGET"
hey man gimme dat by Jomez November 3, 2006

Hey man that’s not cool 

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow
*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool

The "hey man" 

A greeting originally coined by the St. Express. It is followed by an endless array of words, without any regard for conversational traction.
St. Express : "Hey man"
Random Recipient: *runs for his life

St. Express: "Hey man"
Random recipient (RR): "hi" (Oh no I just got presented with The "hey man"
St. Express: "yeah so I just talked to the owner of a hardware store in Malibu, he asked me if I wanted to work for him. LOL. I was like yeah there is NO WAY. I mean the weather is nice and all, but I am just no good with hardware. You know what I'm saying?"
St. Express: "I was talking to him after last week's meeting with the board of a local charity I'm involved in. He's not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat"
St. Express: "But I said yeah Dan, because that's his name. Actually I think it's his middle name, his first name is John but he doesn't like to be called that so he lets people call him Dan. Frankly I don't think John is a too bad name. I mean, John Wayne? Right?! Yeah, no so he prefers Dan."
St. Express: "So I said Dan; listen. I know I got many talents; but selling hardware isn't one of them. Thank you for your offer, I am flattered by it. I will pass it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing."
etc.
The "hey man" by men at work May 27, 2013

Hey Wild Man 

When the self proclaimed Marlboro man wants to start a conversation with someone, but he can't remember their name, so he just addresses them as "Wild Man."
John: "Hey wild man!"
Jim: "Hey big dog, what's going on?"
Hey Wild Man by FeloniousTitan November 29, 2019