Heterocide

When you murder something but it's no homo

Jerry: "I'm sorry bro but dmitri said i have to commit homocide."
Terry: "No homo tho right?"
Jerry: "You're right bro, my bad. Dmitri said i have to commit heterocide."

by nohomocide July 27, 2019

heterofriendual

A person who has a friend or friends of the opposite sex.

Since McLovin was heterofriendual he went to the movies with girls

by Dr. Phil69 December 10, 2009

Heterolifemate

A platonic soulmate. aka a friend you wouldn't fuck.

She's not my best friend. She's my heterolifemate

by tarancegeezy January 16, 2011

heterosafety

the condition of being safe from undergoing or causing hurt, injury, or loss resulting from the mistaken assessment that somoene's gender is opposite of yours, and either masturbating or making sexual advances as a result of that mistake

I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl, so, for the sake of heterosafety, I didn't download the video.

by jfm August 25, 2004

Heterophobic

A made up word that straight people use so they can feel discriminated against.

🏳️ 🌈 Person: “Imagine being straight.”

Straight Person: “Hey don’t be heterophobic.

by anonymous September 13, 2022

heteroshake

A strong handshake exchanged by two males after a potentialy homosexual experience.

Shawn:You look cute in that shirt
Brandon: We're going to need a heteroshake after that.

by Brandon McDonald October 25, 2007

heterofying

something that is so heterosexual that it's terrifying. mainly used by people in the LGBTQIA+ community/ people who do not identify as heterosexual.

did you see Jennifer holding a pretend wedding for her 6 year old daughter and her best friend, who just so happens to be a boy! it's heterofying what middle aged white ladies do in their spare time.

by mazikeen :) November 7, 2019