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Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.
Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.
by mkemankws March 21, 2016
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Heteronextual

A person who identifies themselves as "straight" (not bicurious or bisexual) who, when horney enough, will have sex with the NEXT willing person, male or female. "Heteronextuality" is a condition, usually temporary, when a "straight" or "hetero" person is driven to have sex with a person of the same sex due to a bout of extreme horniness and the willing nature of the person NEXT to them.
So what if I did suck his cock? That doesn't make make me any les straight than you. A heteronextual maybe but never bisexual!
by JimTimH. December 10, 2010
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heterosectional

a term used by band geeks to describe people who only date others outside their section. This is preferred to being homosectional.
Clarinet Player: Hey, you're heterosectional, right?
Saxophone Player: No, sorry. I only date other saxophones.

Thomas: That girl in our section is pretty cute, right?
Marshall: Yeah, too bad she's heterosectional.
by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012
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Heterofascist

A mentally unstable, uneducated, reich-wing anti-gay piece of savage elephant shit with an arrogant, uncivilized, inhuman, grotesque superiority and control complex that results in the barbaric desire to illegally interfere in and control the personal and public lives of LGBT humans beings against their (LGBT's) free will through law.
The blood thirsty Nazi filth Tony PerKKKins of the ignorantly misnamed "Family Research Council" is a heterofascist.
by Liberty999 May 17, 2015
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Heteroquestionable

When someone tries to pass as heterosexual (married, kids, etc.) but everything about them screams homosexual. Perhaps the person knows that he/she is gay but is denying his/her impulses (for whatever reason). Or, perhaps, they are not in tune with their inner gayness and do not realize their true nature.
I would swear that my hair dresser, Jack, is gay. However, he's married with a kid. I still swear he's gay. I guess he's heteroquestionable.
by MOchick November 2, 2006
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heterostraight

when someone is mega straight, opposite of homogay
1: dude, Chungus is totally heterostraight.
2. wtf no he’s not
by large gay human January 4, 2019
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heterotextural

The glass and the kitten are heterotextural.
by Jenious Jizzy January 27, 2010
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