Hemet

City in California. Home of half of Mary from Hemet.

"Hey, let's get in the car so we can drive to Hemet and hit mary with an ugly stick! Oh wait, someone already did. Damn."

by Simon Belmont January 20, 2003

hemet

A small city in the inland empire of southern california known for meth, evangelical christian extremists, racists, and gun toting hillbillies. A vast majority of young people there have absolutely no ambition to go any further than working at wal-mart. Said youth are also encouraged to pump out kids as soon as possible (this ties in to the town's typical religious views). It is far out of the way of any other bastion of civilization, and takes about 30 minutes out of town just to get to a freeway. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

"dude, why is that guy wearing a tapout shirt, slapping his girlfriend around, wearing a bear hat filled with bud light, listening to buck cherry, and fucking his neighbor simultaneously, and talking about how black people and jews are destroying the earth?"

"He's from Hemet."

"oh, ok."

by bowling March 13, 2008

HEMET

shitty fuckin tweaker town in southern california. nothing to do except drink beer, fight, fuck, smoke, and ride dirtbikes. mexicans everywhere, nigger whors walkin around. full of old people.terrible weather. just a town full of tweakers basicly.

drink till she looks good

by joe public September 15, 2005

Hemetitis

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet

Person or persons infected with or born with or showing signs of the want, need, or desire to reside or be near Hemet.
The new guy in town had hemetitis.

by Pelonous777 July 26, 2020

Hemet high

A school filled with a bunch of white privileged kids who all have a nicotine addiction.

Hey just be glad you dont go to hemet high.

by Michealclout November 15, 2018

hemet hallway

What people from hemet call their sad excuse for a mall with all of 5 stores people shop at irregularly.

"Hey guys you wanna go to the hemet hallway after Mckelvey's AP Gov class?"
"Hell no that place is a joke worst than huck fest!"

by HHSBULLTHUCKS December 25, 2016

Piece of Hemet

A meth riden piece of crap that wears rain boots with sweat and pruple sweaters with kitties on them. Or a person that shops at hot topic and listens to disturbed, kotton mouth kings, slipknot and korn with some marailine manson and creed and lets not forget nickleback!

Man that dude is a piece of hemet!
Dang those ROTC kids are acting like pieces of hemet!

by SAVING PEOPLE FROM HEMET January 25, 2009