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heffalump 

loser, retard, slow person used when someone does a retarded action.
you is hella dumb fa dat you heffalump.
heffalump by yummy212 June 12, 2007

snarling heffalump 

A angry creature that is found in the anus of adult human males. The snarling heffalump was first discovered when doctors probed dreamy bulls ass. The snarling heffalump is a fuzzy creature with a huge cock and big balls.
I was diagnosed with snarling heffalumps.

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

hefferlump 

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity
"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"
hefferlump by DictumiJ May 27, 2014

hefalump 

The hefalump might get us!
hefalump by bob November 23, 2002

hephalump 

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*
hephalump by Hakko November 21, 2004