Health food crusader

An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.

God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners!

by Jacob mei May 21, 2010

health food law

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

Health food freak

A person who is obsessed with healthy eating e.g. one who cuts salt and sugar intake, eats organic, avoids processed food and is scared of eating unhealthy.

I an such a health food freak, I am even scared of hanging out with friends!

by Mkaur May 11, 2018

health fit

serious concern about the health of your loved ones

"I'm throwing a health fit. Watch yourselves, protect yourselves, just.. don't die, ok? Do not die, you hear me?"

by Krkič March 7, 2020

mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.

My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021

public health services for mental health care

Mental health care services for select needy groups of the population provided by the government

Repealing the IMD exclusion from Medicaid would be a public health service for mental health care

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

FuckU Health Insurance

The name of a plain-speaking newly formed health insurance company that takes its name from the overarching principle that powers healthcare insurance here in the good ol’ USA.

Get FuckU Health Insurance, it’s cheap and we’ll make sure you get to the morgue on time!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019