Hedwig-itis

The fear that Hedwig (the owl from the Harry Potter series) will swoop down at any moment and bite your fingers off one-by-one.

"Hey, let's go outside!"

"Sorry... I can't. I have Hedwig-itis."

by HB loves HP November 7, 2011

Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut

Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights

by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023

hedwig

The main character in an amazing musical that was made into a movie.

Tommy Gnosis ripped off all of Hedwig's songs.

by getFuKeD April 3, 2005

dear and the headlights

amazing indie rock band, metaphoric lyrics and changing melodies. Probably the most underrated band. Toured with Paramore and Jimmy Eat World

"I went to the Dear and the Headlights concert last night, it was incredible"

by pcab23 February 23, 2009

Hedwig

Harry Potter's snowy white owl, duh

Harry potter recived Hedwig, his owl for his 11th birthday.

by urricakoats July 31, 2006

headlights

When you can see a girl's nipples through her shirt, occurring most often on rainy or cold days

(rain falling outside)
Ben: Do you know what this rain means?
Paul: No, What?
Ben: Some girls will have their headlights on today.

by Sirk10 April 21, 2008

Caught in the headlights

When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.

Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.

by damzaha June 26, 2010