Olivia Hartmann

Cool af and high af and probably crying

Who is that person crying while smoking a joint?

Olivia Hartmann

by Poop fart face February 21, 2023

Pull a Hartmann

Nailing a meaningless last-second half-court shot when you barely got the strength to shoot the ball that far. Optionally, one is allowed to dance like a madman and celebrate like you just won the lottery.

Pull a Hartmann
- Dude you won't believe what I did during yesterday's game.
- What happened, bro?
- I pulled a Hartmann.
- For real? What was the score?
- We lost 74-5. It was unbelievable.

by peterpunk August 28, 2013

Sergeant Hartman

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Phil Hartman

A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.

RIP Phil Hartman 1948-1998

by predeckis May 21, 2006

Phil Hartman

The greatest SNL cast member of all time who sadly died prematurely.

If Phil Hartman's wife was going to kill herself anyway, why did it matter if he was dead?

by Frumious Bandersnatch July 19, 2003

Butch Hartman

A once great cartoonist gone sour; known for creating Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, T.U.F.F. Puppy, and Bunsen is a Beast. However his Hollywood career tainted his mind as well as having access to the internet to share his bad takes.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.

That guy, Butch Hartman. I dunno...seems a little looney. Fairly Odd Parents was good though.

by FaolanOrion March 4, 2021

Phil Hartman

A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...

Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...

by Anonymous May 14, 2003