Snow Hermit

To become a Snow Hermit one must obtain a medium size kiddie pool and a very large group of men. While sitting in the center of the pool, multiple men will form a tight ring around the perimeter and ejaculate onto the aspiring Snow Hermit resulting in the run off collecting at the bottom. The goal is to have enough men to provide at least 3 inches of sperm in the pool allowing for the Snow Hermit to splash around in gallons of fresh cum.

"That guy is a Snow Hermit"

by Gnudds March 30, 2017

hermit kingdom

A bass akwards nation run by a pot bellied 🐷 pig

North Korea is a hermit kingdom

by Trump Lover January 15, 2018

Hermit

A hermit is a self-defined loner. A person who chooses the company of themselves over others.

The hermit lived in the hills for many years only coming into the town for supplies.

by Sofreespirit September 13, 2016

urban hermit

A person who is a hermit but lives in town or a city. One who doesn't socialize with people, except when they have to. One who prefers to be alone as much as possible. One who conciders a crowd to be, three or more people at one place. One that absolutly avoids crowds, even if it means missing out on something that they would like to do.

A urban hermit is one who only goes to work, goes to as few as possible stores for food & supplies & only uses drive-up windows at fast food chains.
Other than what's listed above, the UH stays home as much as possible.
The UH may also seek employment that is a one person job where they can work alone.

by CHL47 July 12, 2009

Hermitcraft recap

This is a YouTube channel which recaps hermitcraft and what happens throughout the week

Hello and welcome back to hermitcraft recap

by Sooparch December 12, 2019

Jizz Hermit

A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.

"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"


(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."

by Mangoe's January 16, 2009

Hermit Crabbing

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking

John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014