Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Hard-Hat

To tuck your erection in the waistline of your pants in order to protect yourself from the embarrassment of a public boner.

John: Why is Joey walking so weird?
Jimmy: Because he's definitely Hard-Hating it right now!

by Dean0530 November 5, 2011

Hard Hat Area

When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.

Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.

by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016

hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.

A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"

by Zerracho December 7, 2013

hard hat tourism

Actively seeking out tours of large industrial facilities for the pure enjoyment of large, expensive, loud machinery and structures. Examples include ship engine rooms, factories, mines, construction sites, and power plants that the general public does not necessarily see. These locations usually require personal protective equipment like hard hats, safety glasses and ear plugs.

I took lots of pictures at the cement plant b/c I like to document my hard hat tourism.

by FiatLukes November 12, 2009

Hard hat drinking

When you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you.

There will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays

by BibbsBibbs December 3, 2016

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020