The Hard Hat

Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.

After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.

by Teh Dr. Evil September 14, 2008

hard hat

A term used to referto a Mexican or other Latinos.

This term was originated from the types of jobs that the previously mentioned have. Most of these people work on construction sites and therefore have to wear a hard hat

Look at that stupid hard hat building the new bank.

by YourMomGoesTo College February 11, 2005

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.

Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!

by J-Rivy5 February 05, 2006

Hard Hat Area

When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.

Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.

by MrMagicFingersz July 09, 2016

hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.

A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"

by Zerracho December 07, 2013

Brazilian hard hat

When you fuck a partner anally and pull out with crap on the tip of your penis and let it dry.

Dude I need a chisel to get this Brazilian hard hat off.

by captain hard hat November 23, 2010

hard hat tourism

Actively seeking out tours of large industrial facilities for the pure enjoyment of large, expensive, loud machinery and structures. Examples include ship engine rooms, factories, mines, construction sites, and power plants that the general public does not necessarily see. These locations usually require personal protective equipment like hard hats, safety glasses and ear plugs.

I took lots of pictures at the cement plant b/c I like to document my hard hat tourism.

by FiatLukes November 12, 2009