Take you to church

When you wear a priest robe and fuck someone in the ass while their on their knees asking God to forgive them for their sins

I'm gonna take you to church tonight .

by MrMagicFingersz July 09, 2016

Sting Dingle

When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus while slowly hanging over the toilet bowl.

I took a huge sting dingle earlier and think I bleed a little.

by MrMagicFingersz July 09, 2016

Burnsism

Named after a person's last name for making up on the spot metaphors that make almost no sense, but sound brilliant to the point it's genius.

Well that's another burnsism in the books. How do you come up with this stuff?

by MrMagicFingersz April 09, 2020

Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

by MrMagicFingersz March 05, 2020

sting dingle

When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus coming out as it slowly dangles into the toilet bowl

I cried as I took a sting dingle earlier today.

by MrMagicFingersz July 10, 2016

Hard Hat Area

When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.

Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.

by MrMagicFingersz July 09, 2016

Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 05, 2020