Definitions by MrMagicFingersz

Burnsism 

Named after a person's last name for making up on the spot metaphors that make almost no sense, but sound brilliant to the point it's genius.

Well that's another burnsism in the books. How do you come up with this stuff?

Burnsism by MrMagicFingersz April 9, 2020

Croc Slap 

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

Croc Slap by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

Croc Slap 

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

Croc Slap by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

sting dingle 

When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus coming out as it slowly dangles into the toilet bowl

I cried as I took a sting dingle earlier today.

sting dingle by MrMagicFingersz July 10, 2016

Sting Dingle 

When you take a shit so big it rips your Anus while slowly hanging over the toilet bowl.

I took a huge sting dingle earlier and think I bleed a little.

Sting Dingle by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016

Take you to church

When you wear a priest robe and fuck someone in the ass while their on their knees asking God to forgive them for their sins

I'm gonna take you to church tonight .

Take you to church by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016

Hard Hat Area 

When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.

Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.

Hard Hat Area by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016