Happy Meal

Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.

Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.

by Cosmo99 August 20, 2011

Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

by Gumballs October 20, 2009

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020

Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom

"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."

by Dre-dawg December 15, 2009

Happy Meal

To take an amount of animal shit and fling, slap, project it onto someone else.

Yo, that bitch did my boy dirty, so I took some cat shit and Happy Mealed that fucking whore.

by Future September 25, 2003

Happy Meal

when a female gives you a golden shower while on the rag.

a dirty punk kid: "call me up when your flow is heavy girl i'd like to order a happy meal. "

by zina marina July 12, 2009

Happy Meal

When a catholic priest eats out a nun on sunday around noon

Hey priest want a happy meal

by SOMEONE DUMB!!! November 5, 2010