The Center of Our Happiness

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT

A word that means nothing in almost any language. It was made by a youtuber known as ownagepranks.

You tell the crazy lady that Bataskillia Hapakala Donut will take away the ghost

by Dranconicxx May 3, 2018

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

When you are really REALLY happy.

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

hapa

1; Of mixed racial heritage with partial roots in Asian and/or Pacific Islander ancestry. 2; If an individual has one parent whom is Asian/Pacific Islander, and one parent whom is of an ethnicity outside of Asian/Pacific Islander, they would generally be considered Hapa. 3; Damn good looking people

Tina: God I love Hapa guys

Jennifer: Who doesn't?

by oakland bob fred April 22, 2008

Hakaioken

When you pump up the kaioken multiplier to such a degree that the kaioken strain actually destroys (hakai) you

King Kai: "Goku! if you use Kaioken on top of Ultra Instinct it will kill you!"

Goku: "Yeah, but I need to beat Granola! I have to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! KAIOKEN TIMES ONE MILLION!!!"

King Kai: "You fool! The strain will kill you!"

Goku: *dies from kaioken strain*

King Kai: "You just hakaioken'd yourself"

by VYDEOS August 9, 2021

Cyanide and Happiness

A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.

guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.

by dtrix May 10, 2010