sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

Ching Cheng Hanji

The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.

Person 1: wagwan g
Person 2: Ching Cheng Hanji
Person 1: THE PROPHECY!

by ssmokingisbad September 24, 2020

hanjior

hanjior- seggsy mf.

hanjior- the best mutual that likes anime and kpop

“hey did you see hanjior’s new tiktok?”
“i don’t know-“
*SMACK* “you’re uncultured.. no taste..”

by thereal.xiao February 28, 2021

Hanitis A

An expression used when tree bark or debris enters your eyes and irritates your pupils; causing you to rub them. Hanitis A is mainly practised when climbing trees.

Person A *whilst shaking a branch*: uhhhh I just got Hanitis A
Person B: karma lmao

by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

Sean Hannity

A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.

Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.

by The Real Fat Bastard May 30, 2018

Hannity job

An 'interview' that is really designed to promote the person interviewed and present their opinion and experiences as the only reasonable ones. All other points of view are presented as irrational and/or evil.

Please don't make me watch Hannity again. I had to take a shower 3 times after seeing the last Hannity job he gave Sarah Palin.

by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011

HANUIT

Verb :HA-NEW-IT:

DEFINITION; When you know about something but dont talk about it because you dont know if others know untill they reveal that they know it as well.

CORY: "Hey... Josh got his his girl pergnant..."

DON: "HANUIT!!!!"

by doneliz December 9, 2010