Handbien

Pleasuring ones self to the point of no return to aid in sleep.

Was pretty restless so I decided to give myself a Handbien and was out like a light.

by Canguy12 September 30, 2021

Handsmell

When you masturbate, put your hand to your nose, and inhale sharply. Best done before you wash your hands.

Levi: Dude, my handsmell last night was next level!

Ben: Mine was too bro!

by iveLam00 June 4, 2016

handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.

Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.

by BRD November 22, 2004

handsitizer

A portmanteau of hand sanitizer. Pronounced Hands-itizer. Invented by my daughter Emelyn who couldn’t say hand sanitizer. :-)

Hey do you have any handsitizer? I don’t wanna catch the coronavirus

by Word hustler March 22, 2020

verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.

I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh

by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013

Mediterranean handie

(V) To give/receive hand intercourse with the use of olive oil as lube (organic).

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.

by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

handsex

The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.

by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006