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Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.
"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."
by Fobill April 22, 2010
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handman

it is the man of hand. historically from the land of kingston, he has historical connections to the shocker and the houdini.
handman, man of hand, will show you the shocker if you don't listen up
by Jzito December 17, 2006
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handmand

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.
"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"
by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014
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Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022
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time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank
Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman
by joweh December 29, 2011
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Handyman

A man that is handy.

He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.
Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something.
Boy: Hmm? What is it?
Girl: *giggle* Promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: I don’t know if I can promise that. I can try…?
Girl: No. You have to promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Say it!
Boy: I promise to be your Handyman.
*Girl kisses him on the cheek*
by Suga_Huynh July 1, 2011
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Handyman

To receive fellatio from one female while performing cunnilingus on another.
"Yo i just totally handymanned those two girls"

"I was handymanning 10 year olds when I was 6"
by cockslap jack November 15, 2009
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