handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.

Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.

by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008

handfuck

Feeling up someone's leg in a public place insinuating a travel to the top

Quit trying to handfuck me.

by Voderbeast July 14, 2007

Hardfuck

Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree of a person noted for special achievement in a particular field.

Dude1 who displayed great achievement in an activity: Hey man, I said the most romantic thing to a girl. She absolutely loves that shit.

Dude2 response: Man, you're such a hardfuck!

by Ling Ding Ching August 13, 2011

hedifuckindiculous

This term refers to something being or someone being in the opinion of the observer extremely endoweed with awful looks, ways or expressions to the point of being just plan rediculously hedious to an unfathemable extreme. This is suggetive of the subject needing to be beat or just publicaly outed for their wrongness. Oakland, CA's stuck-up well to do, ghetto fabulous black prissy girls, residents of Oakland's hillside community, Monclair and Berkeley UC socialites covette this term.

Oh no, here comes this persistant morone again trying to get at my time for a date, as if I am living to be wooned by his hedifuckindiculous ass fugaface bearing no form of grace for me! Yuck to the tenth power!!!!!!!!! Hide me?

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 16, 2007

Handiface

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.

I would love you if you weren't such a handiface

by Tien_ October 13, 2005

handicocked

when someone is penetrated so hard they are left paralysed for life,

i want him to leave me handicocked and leave my ass in a state and a half

by invisaboy March 23, 2017

arabian handfuck

when the italian mob drops you off in the desert due to unpaid loans, when you are wandering in the desert and you meet a group of arabian camelbackers and they blindfold you and give you a shit-lubed handjobs

person 1: yo wut up nig
Person 2: yo i just got a postcard from jimmy hes in egypt rite now. Why?
Person 1: o didnt u hear i got a postcard too he told me that he was given an arabian handfuck

by steven perez July 28, 2008