halloween

the day I get away with scaring little kids.

Hell yeah Halloween rocks

by One little hellian October 3, 2017

Spirit Halloween

A silent predator that waits for dying stores to go bankrupt and suddenly appears in late September to early October.

Wait, when did that Spirit Halloween get there? Wasn’t that an AutoZone?

by CornBin October 3, 2020

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

hallowqueen

A female who starts decorating for Halloween in August. Who hosts Halloween festivities for family and friends every day in the month of October. Who's house smells of pumpkin candles all year around. Who lavishly decorates the inside of her home that even Disneyland would envy. Who dresses in one or two Halloween costumes no less than 4 times during the holiday. SomeSomeone who attends every local haunted hayride, haunted maze, haunted house within in a 50 mile radius of her home. Not only does she give out 20lbs, minimum, of candy every Halloween, she sets up a free coffee bar for parents of trick or treaters.

Hallowqueen: Halloween, queen, fantatic,

by vogeldd September 19, 2015

Halloumi

1. interjection. a phrase that fills an empty point in a conversation
2. exclamation. reaction you make when you don’t know whether the news you heard is good or bad

*Awkward silence*
Son: Halloumi
Father: Shut the fuck up you we are waiting to hear if you’ve been convicted for mass murder
Son: Halloumi

by Halloumi April 23, 2021

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

Halloween O’Sullivan

Making out with a girl on the dance floor while three and a half knuckles deep into her pussy while making eye contact with the guys who brought her to the party.

Chad: Hey bro did you fuck that chick last night?

Adam: Nah bro, I was giving her the ole Halloween O’Sullivan and made her cum so hard for so long that she passed out on the dancefloor.

Chad: Fuck dude! Did you get her snap?

by allhailkingbean December 6, 2019