The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.
man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”
man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”
man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”
by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022
Get the Hammocking mug.When you are walking down a hallway, street, etc., and you are about to walk into someone, so you both try to maneuver around the other one, and then you end up just awkwardly shuffling back and forth and staring and each other.
Paco: I hate walking through the English wing, because it's impossible to avoid hallmoshing.
Carmelita: Earlier today, I hallmoshed with this adorable guy for like, 10 minutes straight! It was so, like, totally awful because after, I knew I had like, no chance of getting his number...
Carmelita: Earlier today, I hallmoshed with this adorable guy for like, 10 minutes straight! It was so, like, totally awful because after, I knew I had like, no chance of getting his number...
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The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009
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by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019
Get the Hammocking mug.The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.
by time2rape January 26, 2010
Get the Hammocking mug.hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!
by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010
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by rangerlax February 22, 2015
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