hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

Haffenated

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

Haffenwrecker

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.

All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!

by Nick Po. August 25, 2008

huffed

The act of missing a target you are shooting at

My friend Mike was deer hunting and a large buck came in and he raised his bow and took a shot, but he huffed it and the deer ran away unharmed.

by can2430 September 28, 2011

Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

Huffed

the act of drinking way too much and then smoking way too much weed and then throwing up everywhere

"oh man i got so huffed last night!"

by jackay5 March 16, 2009

Hoffed

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

by HannahBanana May 17, 2007