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The hotel i work in would be perfect were it not for the grapefruit obsessed, verbally redundant ass clowns who's main purpose in life seems to be to aggrivate me by spending 10percent of their lives being complete wankers and the other 90percent crawling around on their hands and knees looking for the light switch 'cos their haeds are so far rammed up their backsides
hotel by dubyah September 20, 2003
A towel, typically stolen from a fashionable or expensive hotel, worn around the neck to mop up persiration and as a display of personal status.
Question: "Dutchy, where you get that hotel?"
Answer: "The Marriott."
Reply: "Noice!"
hotel by cheddy October 5, 2004
originally a Hotel Bar - a place where men would go after work and get as pissed as a 2 bob watch then stay the night at one of the many top floor rooms provided, but times have changed and most Hotels are now discoteques and cafe bars, although the few that still remain in there original form are places where drunken unemployed bums spend there days drinking rather than trying to find work, at night there are darts competitions
The Albion Hotel
hotel by Brother Number One May 5, 2004
A woman will will let you stay the night inside. For a price.
Joe: I'm looking for a hotel tonight.

Bob: Try the red-light district.
hotel by Joey702 October 21, 2008
Telephone numbers for hoes. You have your Hotel-ephone numbers
I'm going to Berlin but I don't have any hotel there...I hope I can find some hotel once I get there...
Hotel by MrNwy April 4, 2019
A person who has dated a lot of girls and never stops . He is very desperate and always wants a girlfriend
Hey did you see hotel with godzella

Yup that dude never stops dating people does he
Hotel by Dory234 October 25, 2018