Hoses

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

hosed

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

by C May 13, 2005

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

Hosed

F*cked over.

We were Hosed by the IRS.

by Oreilly October 31, 2013

with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.

A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!

by babaloulou May 22, 2004

hosed

jargon: messed up, crashed

I tried to install windoze 2K, but the damn install hosed my system

by [c0x0r] January 3, 2005

hose

a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.

i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 3, 2005