herman

a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!

dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!

by the Sam man April 16, 2008

Herman

A nigger who likes to mess around and party. Tends to have a big cock.

Girl 1: Oh my god, last night at the party this guy fucked me and he had a huge cock!

Girl 2: what was his name?

Girl 1: Herman!

by 9bxking January 11, 2017

Herman

<Herman, the best imagined friend one could wish for, he's always near you (or not if he did something bad). His friends are called Hermanitas (for females) and hermanos (for males)>

Teacher: Who threw that?!
Student: It was Herman?
Teacher: Who? Is there even a Herman in this class?
Student: Ofcourse! he's sitting over there! djeez.
*The whole class looks at one direction*

by Dapooperman November 5, 2010

herman

Verb. The sexual act where a man forces an unsuspecting woman's head down into his crotch while sticking his other hand up her skirt.

If you want this job, you'll have to let me herman you.

by Clint Beastwood6 November 8, 2011

hermans

overgrown balls

man i have hermans!

by jonny April 4, 2003

herman

nickname for a penis that is small

She called my penis "herman"... I think that makes it small.

by englishschoolmarm March 23, 2008

Herman

1.a dance move that involves the moving of your arms in the air in a diagonal motion.

2.Usually done by alison's dad, while he is driving.

DO THE HERMAN!!!

by dadada___ December 17, 2008