An unmarried woman whose lifestyle is provided for her in exchange for sex, companionship, or access. Hban is an acronym (pronounced h-ban) that initializes "Hookers By Another Name". These women are found in the world's captials; first and foremost, New York City. The perks they enjoy include private jets, summers in St. Tropez, winters in St. Barths, and sizable monthly stipends. In exchange, they provide the illusion of intimacy with a beautiful woman. Hbans are only distinct from "trophy wives" in that the men they pursue are--unknown to them--of sufficient age, wealth and temperament to steer clear of permanent commitment.
Did you hear that Laura is fucking Darian Summers? Ewww, I know she's only doing it because she wants to use his house in the Hamptons! OMG, such an hban.
by hban aficionado June 22, 2011
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This term is sometimes used to denote that a user is present but essentially AFK (away from keyboard). This usually applies when somebody is playing a game, watching a movie, or doing something else that prevents them from being able to receive and reply to some form of messages within a reasonable period of time.
This term is sometimes used to denote that a user is present but essentially AFK (away from keyboard). This usually applies when somebody is playing a game, watching a movie, or doing something else that prevents them from being able to receive and reply to some form of messages within a reasonable period of time.
IRC:
User: Hey guys, I'll have to catch you later.
<<User changes his/her nickname to User|HBAFK.>>
IM:
User: I'm going to go hbafk while I play some Day of Defeat.
OtherDude: Ok, see ya.
User: Hey guys, I'll have to catch you later.
<<User changes his/her nickname to User|HBAFK.>>
IM:
User: I'm going to go hbafk while I play some Day of Defeat.
OtherDude: Ok, see ya.
by Particle July 28, 2008
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"I don't know how he stayed so relaxed during that presentation and still crushed it; that was purely hbacam of him."
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