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hat

An article of clothing designed for ones head.
"My hat is red."
by MF September 3, 2002
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Hat

by Lindlof May 28, 2004
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hat

"Hat" is a word that can be used in place of any other word. Its meaning is universal, depending on the tone of voice and the situation in which it is said.

Examples:

1) "Hat?"
A question. Your voice rising as you complete its pronounciation. Depending on the situation, one could be asking, "What?" or perhaps, "Pardon?" or virtually any other inquiry.

2) "Hat." Pronounced with a tone of finality. An expression of comprehension. "I understand," or, "Yes, I concur."

3) "You're a hat." Spoken with disdain. An expression of dislike for the individual referred to. In this instance, it could take the place of "goon," "mouth-breathing ignoramus," "degenerate," or any number of alternate degrading remarks.

4) Additionally, "hat" can be used as a prefix or suffix attached to other words, altering and enhancing the specificity of their meanings. Most commonly, this is done to add humour and effect to insults.

Examples include, but are not limited to: asshat, hatsack, fuckhat, hatboat, and Dumpy McHatfuck.
1) "What the hat?"
2) "We just lost the big game to Calgary! Hat!"
3) "Don't be such an hat."
4) "Hatclown."
by Pan-Chan December 1, 2003
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hatting

To make anti-gay comments to hide the fact that you are gay and desire other men and cock.
Dude, check out Zeke. He’s hatting again on those fellas. You know he just wants to follow them to the bathhouse and swallow their wads.

Quit hatting
by Black Salamander December 21, 2018
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hatting

where you stack hats on top of each other in a pile til all of them fall off. started by Austin Mahone and Alex Constancio.
Planking and coning are so last week, hatting is better!
by gabfrost August 23, 2011
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hat

yet another name for a jewish person wearing a yamacha
by aksjdfskdafjslfj March 3, 2007
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hat

an ancronym for Hair Absence Treatment
Hey that bald guy is trying to cover his baldness with a HAT!
by polkadot May 13, 2005
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