To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.
"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."
by Lord Goochsack December 13, 2014
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Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"
Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."
Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."
by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010
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by BreakfastJam October 6, 2020
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Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."
by PsychicMelon April 25, 2019
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Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.
by RJYOUNGMONEY July 5, 2016
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Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
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