1. Someone who has a really small penis that couldn't even pleasure a mouse.
2. A plumbing company. "If it ain't working, call Guirkin!"
3. Someone who can't handle a drink and is often the first to pass out, this can end in them having pranks pulled on them.
2. A plumbing company. "If it ain't working, call Guirkin!"
3. Someone who can't handle a drink and is often the first to pass out, this can end in them having pranks pulled on them.
1. Wow Michael's a right Guirkin!
2. Look's like your sink is blocked, you should call Guirkin.
3. Hah, he's such a Guirkin, let's abuse him while he's unconcious.
2. Look's like your sink is blocked, you should call Guirkin.
3. Hah, he's such a Guirkin, let's abuse him while he's unconcious.
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Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
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