Guirkin 

1. Someone who has a really small penis that couldn't even pleasure a mouse.

2. A plumbing company. "If it ain't working, call Guirkin!"

3. Someone who can't handle a drink and is often the first to pass out, this can end in them having pranks pulled on them.

1. Wow Michael's a right Guirkin!

2. Look's like your sink is blocked, you should call Guirkin.

3. Hah, he's such a Guirkin, let's abuse him while he's unconcious.

Guirkin by nool evidle July 25, 2010

slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

slurpin-the-gurkin by icebox February 14, 2003

gurkin 

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

Gurkin 

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

Gurkin by whipman1234 February 17, 2019

Girking 

Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.

Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!

Girking by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019

Gurkinder 

Skinny man but with tremendous talent. Makes up for what he lacks in weight with gorgeousness. Usually found asleep in a car during sporting events that this amazing person should be staring in.

Look at the guy who 'should' be playing American Football in his car doing a Gurkinder

Gurkinder by Da Paragon February 4, 2010

Gurkinder 

To have a crafty nap in one's car.

I was so tired at work that during lunch I had a gurkinder.

Gurkinder by PIEC February 3, 2010