2 definitions by PsychicMelon

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.
Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."
by PsychicMelon April 25, 2019
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A super gallon is the largest unit of measurement for liquids
Dude 1: dude what's the largest unit of measurement for liquids?
Dude 2: A super gallon
by PsychicMelon December 7, 2017
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