guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

by Sloppy July 12, 2004

Acrapulators Guide

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

Guidosis

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

Guildford Grammar School

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis

Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse

by lolgamers October 13, 2019

Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011

Guildcest

Expressing sexual feelings or emotions towards Guild members in a particular game or people from the same Guild in real life.

"Hey Anthony, want to come hangout with me in the fountain? ;)"
"I don't want to take part in the Guildcest, sorry."

by arcadiatalesrunner January 30, 2015

topper guild

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.

Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.

by appleman6 April 4, 2022