griff nuts

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region

Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors

by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

Gruffnut

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

by Dave T October 26, 2003

Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.

Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.

by Gruffbum November 30, 2010

gruffnut

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus

"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"

by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006

Gruffnut

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.

Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.

by Chris the gr8 666 January 19, 2006